All the Good News

:: Book 25 is almost done!

The headline says it all. The big two-five is almost in your hands.

It's been a long year and a half. According to my super-amazing data-keeping skills, I had a blank first page for book 25 on July 6, 2021. I handed off the last draft of the last chapters to the beta readers on March 1, 2023. The whole thing took a lot outta me, and you've probably noticed the lack of updates on the site during that time. I'm wiped. I'm taking a break from writing the series for a little bit, but in the meantime, I'm always just a holler away for a chat.

All this to say that, though the first two parts of book 25 are already on the site, the last chunk isn't too far off. I'm expecting it to be available to you sometime this spring.

Thanks for sitting tight. I promise, the end isn't going to be a soft landing for the characters! Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed racking my brains over it.

— Liam Gibbs, the exhaustion king

:: Book 25 is now up!

The grand, mega-sized book 25 is now available for reading!

Don't jump for joy too much.

Yup, all you amazing fans, you can check out the first and second parts of book 25, All Hail the New Command and have milk splooge out your noses right crockin' now! Or you can save all the classy splooging for the holidays and have some Christmas reading as you sip your hot chocolate and settle by the fire. Isn't that great news? You can aim nose chocolate at your fireplace!

This book's definitely full of ram-slam, brain-twisting comedy the likes this series has never given you before. Yes, that type of never-before-seen likes. It's got it all!

See? I got your back. Enjoy, and let me know what you think.

— Liam, presenting all the splooge options

:: Book 25 description is up

Hey all, I know it's been a llllooonnngg time since I exclaimed happy things atcha. I've been hard at work getting back into the swing of trade shows and comic conventions after COVID. And I've also been hard at work pumping out book 25, the big two-five! I finally have an albeit quick-and-dirty description up on the site. Check it out: Book 25: All Hail the New Command.

— Liam, hard at work at whatever it is he does

:: Ebooks updated

Hey everyone, I noticed some weirdness in some of the original files of the ebooks, things that screwed up the software. I figured they might be affecting the final ebook files, so I recompiled all of the ebooks and reuploaded them. All that to say, if you have any old ebooks that weren't quite working properly, download the new ones and see if they're better.

On that note, if anybody notices anything wrong with any of the ebooks, feel free to fire me an email at, and I'll have a look.

— Liam, your file format wizard (in his head)

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